CanonManMatthew

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Hell aka camping

Warning this post contains disturbing material - read at your own risk.

I went camping this week and it SUCKED. I would like to share my camping trip with you so that you can be as miserable as I am.

6 things I hate about camping.

6-It lasted too long.

5-It took a half hour to get in to the bathroom.

4-After you got into the bathroom, you wanted to get out because of how dirty it was.

3-The tent doesn't keep the dew out so have fun drying off your clothes, blanket, pillow and bed at 4am.

2-You don't sleep; you just look at the top of your tent all night while you feel your airbed deflate.

1-I have 30 bug bites but after 2 days I'm still counting.

6 things better than camping.

6-Putting TNT in your mouth.

5-Drinking lava.

4-Getting run over by an SUV.

3-Rubbing a cheese grater on your face for 12 hours a day.

2-Burning your eyes out with matches.

1-Preforming your own surgery.

So, if you're thinking of going camping, don't; stay home and do something useful or at least do something that's not dumb.

I HATE CAMPING!!!