Sunday, May 31, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Entry 565-17
Entry 565-17: These ignorant humans have kept me in captivity for 533 days. My mission from the high command to investigate and report on human activity is going poorly. Escape attempt 195 C4+ screen has failed. I fear I may never leave this horrible place; however, I will still attempt to report on human activity when possible.
Report #234: the humans continue to call me Chester even though I have tried on repeated occasions to inform them that my name is Maril. They continue to harass me with their torture device called a hug. The one they call mom or human 917 appears to think I enjoy them. The food they expect me to eat is vile and looks like one of them may have puked it up. They are also very unsanitary because disgusting though it may sound, they do not lick themselves clean, but rather take things called showers instead, which is no doubt not enough. This ends report 234.
Report #234: the humans continue to call me Chester even though I have tried on repeated occasions to inform them that my name is Maril. They continue to harass me with their torture device called a hug. The one they call mom or human 917 appears to think I enjoy them. The food they expect me to eat is vile and looks like one of them may have puked it up. They are also very unsanitary because disgusting though it may sound, they do not lick themselves clean, but rather take things called showers instead, which is no doubt not enough. This ends report 234.
Monday, May 25, 2009
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